Musings from the couch

DO MORE, BE MORE – GET SCRAPPY

I like words, lots of luscious, descriptive words. But I simply adore the word SCRAPPY! I automatically envisage people who do whatever it takes to GET THE JOB DONE. They probably aren’t the most talented, the smartest or even wearers of the ‘colour...

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PARENTS DRIVING YOU BANANAS??

Do you have parents? Do you have parents that are beyond middle aged? Do you have parents that are beyond middle aged, that are spending far too much time at home (possibly even your home)? Do they sit watching you do your thing, when they really should be...

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SMART ARSES TO AWESOME MEN

So the ‘realistic mirror’ has been showing you for a few months now that Gun size is getting smaller and Gut size is getting bigger (additionally the Smart Arse one, who is dang near as tall as you now and has perfected the art of giving attitude, has...

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ARE YOU MIDDLE-AGED? WE GOT YOU AND YOUR MOTHER SORTED

Let’s face it – the oldness sux (age-id people please have a young folk translate if need be).  But if the thought of CrossFit has you pooping in your pantaloons, then fear no more. You see what we do is scaleable    i.e. make easier-able.  That is how we...

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CALLING BULLSHIT THE TEEN WAY

Kids love pointing out your Bullshit? They seem to thrive on pointing out stuff you are telling them to do, but don’t do yourself! They love being able to get one over on you. They love pointing out EVERY SINGLE TIME that you are full of crap! You think...

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DO YOU WANT A PROMOTION AND A RAISE??

Of course you do!  Why would you want anything less! People are drawn to those who possess ‘charisma’.   They want to work with them or for them, they aspire to be like them, they are inspired by them and they will go above and beyond what is asked, just because they...

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QUESTION IT, YOU HAVE A RIGHT!

At some point, you will question whether being stuffed into a machine or doing classes under the guidance of the ‘cheerleader’ is right for you.  You’ll question what the ‘instructors’ are doing for you, and whether you in fact like doing it, and you will wonder if...

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PLEASURE DOESN’T TAKE A PARTNER

And of course you can do it by yourself, but that’s nowhere near as fun. The sweat, the moans, the ‘hurts so good’ doesn’t need a significant other . . . Pleasure doesn’t take a partner – it takes a team! Enjoying something this much with a group of like minded people...

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BEING FAT, GENETICS AND THROWING BADLY

You’ve always been fat. You were the kid in school that never got picked for sports because you can’t throw for shit. Your genetics mean you will always be ‘big boned’ You have to be fit first. You’ll look silly. You’ll never be able to do half of that stuff. These...

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THE MUM PARADOX

I’m willing to bet that when your first little bundle was merely nausea and a blue line on a stick, that you decided then and there that you were going to be the best Mum you could be.  You were going to do everything right by the teeny people in your life . . . you...

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